Some game, eh? _____ _ _ ( _ ) (!)_ _ _ (!)_ | (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (!) ___ | ,_) | _ | /'___)| | | |( ) ( )| |/',__)| | | | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_ (_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__) _____ (_h^pPy v^l3nt|n3z d^y c0m|ng s00n!! | | (_) ___ ___ __ ___ | | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) | | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ (_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(527_/ Contains all new old stuff. 40% more or less. ............................................. 8:17 PM 1/26/2009 ----> 9:30 AM 2/1/2009 ----> 10:03 PM 2/1/2009 ----> 6:11 AM 2/2/2009 __ __ _\ \\ \__ /\__ _ _\ \/_L\ \\ \L_ /\_ _ _\ \/_/\_\\_\/ \/_//_/ #'s http://www.fm78.tv http://tinyurl.com/atizine http://shrinkster.com/13zl http://mchammer.blogspot.com http://tinyurl.com/MarcFrucht http://bcnm.berkeley.edu/tvfuneral http://www.the-impossible-project.com http://community.livejournal.com/so_very_doomed http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/utilities/tuner http://www.howardforums.com/showthread.php?p=12218609#post12218609 http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2009/01/2009_will_be_a_year_of_panic.php http://www.italianfuturism.org/2009/01/modern-painters-futurism-issue-out-soon PUBLISHERS COLUMN I'm prime anarchist, and I said the phollowing: ................................... pup-peroni clearly stole the first 2/3's of their TV-Ad soundtrack from kimya dawson! :( [ref]=[ http://tinyurl.com/StealingFromKimya ] So after being impeached Illinois ex-gov Rod Blagojevich threw an ad-hoc press conference because when he opened the door to leave the state assembly "everyone" was there with the cameras ablazing. The most fascinating part when he addressed his remarks to the "latino community." I'm sure he was trying to say "thanks for all your support and this is the state of things these days, and yes we can!" but it came out um, rather phunny. gracias por su pollo puntos arremos nuestro estada mucho mejor para todos si se puede —————————- Thanks for the chicken? I hope you like the hookers in our state?? Best in the world. Yes we can. Is this guy sick or something??? [ref]=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeH3_Q_7lGs] ()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()the mighty hinge: ()()()() ()()()()()()()()()()()() Beowulf was elsewhere. =========================== = info following brought = = on by a need for more = = real information =) = =========================== And now for the spam request of the week. http://flag.blackened.net/ati/zine/spamRequestOfTheWeek.jpg Nice try, though. ``````^`````` ``````|`````` ``````|`````` ``````M`````` < --E```3-- > ``````W`````` ``````|`````` ``````|`````` ``````v`````` S u p e r b o w l ' 0 9 Down, set, Sprint. Hey Jack, it's a fact, everyone's ready for ads discounted way down under the list prices. Singing songs of praise for our great nation, including, "Buy Books For Our Chain," here's McGraw-Hill. And now, please stand for American Idol to sing one of our most popular National Anthems "Cars and Hypes." Wow, Jennifer Hudson with the nailed ending. I'm impressed. No really, I am. So GI Joe's the first biggie. Was that list price? Now I know Avon didn't pay fullprice, did they? So now that we've finished the Multi-Level-Network- Marketing of Jesus, let's bork the Superbowl. OK, I know Ronald McDonald paid full price. He prolly paid extra to subsidize others, right? Joining us in the Superbowl CoinToss General David "I Better Not Dare Say Something That'll Piss Off Bush" Petraeus. "Back into the injured area to promote healing," Who remembers Bob Backlund's fake backbreak? Remember when he was stretching with that ab crunchine And now Billy Corgan for Edityourown.com Corgan would later claim he is a self-taught HTML coder. We could cut down on Bud Light, I mean marketing. Angels & Demons, and Audis Oh my. So did NBC use Silverlight for their platform on this? If so, they seem to have worked out all those embarrassing rebufferings happening that other time they tried it out, you know, the "hesitation blues" employees there did NOT dare speak of. Will i am and Dylan for Everyoung. Pepsi, Everyoung, drink it and feel good about yourself. And don't forget the coolranch Doritos, right? Oh, how poetic. Right when the football got dislodged, so came his contact lens undone. That boy will have to be sidelined for at least 2 or 3 minutes. Keep an eye on him. Poetic. Hey, whatever happened to that bikinibowl that danced to a roaring crescendo each time on an alternative channel? I guess nipple-slips and wardrobe malfunctions are passe now, eh? Nowhere near as exciting as 4 and 5 star generals tossing coins and stuff I guess. Yeah, Conan doesn't do commercials. Not even commercials about commercials. What does he think he's Shakespeare?? Influenced by many, gassed up by none. The all new Toyota Venza. Get it where prices are slashed at least 40% under list! I think I liked you better in pantie.. er, uh, I mean 3d. Woah, did you see that play?? The motorcycle skids and wipes out bigtime, the Audi gets away without even a scratch. Such aplomb. After these messages we'll have good snacks. Grean, now Mr Potatohead knocked off his girlfriend's big red lips. He shoulda had Bridgestone tires. Get even, fast and furious, with Castrol synthetic stuff in a container. It's happening again, the coroner, the yellow tape, the pictures, Medium looks just like NCIS + 24 + Sopranos divided by 3!!! We're back now with Matt Lauer for SNL looking adventure crap. Enjoy the stupidity, and don't forget to buy popcorn with extra Castrol synthetic stuff poured onto it. There's that doritos commercial I was waiting for. He turns a cop into a Godaddy commercial. Suddenly I have the urge to renew one of my domains. And now here's Danica Sue Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) for clothing if you feel like it. Hey, who put the howler monkey in the police pants? So how many of these ad executives have watched entirely too many episodes of Jackass? Maybe you should get a howler monkey. Ah, Justin Morgan had a hernia. Raymond James stadium. You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me Raymond James stadium, but don't you dare resell naming rights to my Lambardeau, ok? Star Trek, Next iteration. Mission G. Gatorade looking stuff so you can stick extra electrolytes into your bod. Call me, we'll save goldfish and rabbits together. Cars.com for everything else there's Mastercar. TWITTER: Any1 else tired of looking at Danica Patrick? Seriously. I never salivate & then go search 4 domains anymore. Wait, I never did that anyhow. Win one award and suddenly everyone gets your name right. Funday, that's my Honda. ETrade, That's China. Immediately after the first half, drink some Sobe and stuff. So MC Hammer likes Pittsburgh's D. He's twittering everyone all about it. Disney Pixar for Etch A Sketch 2.0 Bud White, with 35% more drunkability, chicks diggit. And now here's Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner for H&R Block. Just send us a check as soon as you get a chance, k? Ah, the Gatorade Halftime Retort. Give me some cold gooey green radioactive looking stuff, I wanna eat healthy. Eww. The Cheetos thingamabob in front of a generic non-product-placement starbucks-looking thing. And now here's Paula Abdul for Pitch Correction, Sobe and Chuck in 3D. "Step back from the guacamole dip." -- The Boss. | /|\ -- - -- \|/ | How we broke the GoogleFail story at Twitter: http://twittering.org/status/1164779247 ---___---___---___---___---___---___--- CLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA ---___---___---___---___---___---___--- And now the Word Spellchecker suggestion of the week: Blagojevich = ----> Did you mean? Archipelago Ah, that Microsoft Office, they are funny guys! ------ |MY ATI| ------ Activist Times, Incorporated (ATI): Unlike the other electronically distributed publications, ATI does not limit itself to strictly computer/telephone news. 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