We begin with a picture of the groom, while he was still able to smile. At this point he was being taunted and asked if the world was spinning.
Friends and family who know him call this the "Plastered Grin". Do not mistake it for an expression of joy, voluntary or involuntary.
For historical accuracy, let me state that these pictures were taken with one of our wedding gifts to Vaughan, a Polaroid camera. It's a gift that keeps giving.