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WARS MERGE TO CREATE APOCALYPSE
It has emerged that the vast pile-up on the time-line toll road earlier today had the unfortunate side effect of fusing every war that has ever been fought into a singular 'super-war' without beginning or end. Reactions from George W Bush and his controllers has been immediate. Ari Fleischer reported that they were 'delighted by this turn of events.' Peaceful onlookers described the scene of knights, samurai, grunts, pikemen, cannon operatives and missile commanders fighting side by side as a 'bloody, fucking mess of horror and putrid corpses rotting the very soul of humanity and truth.' Asked why they were so happy with a war without the possibility of victory, Mr Fleischer explained that 'there is no chance of us losing this is there? That will look good on Fox News, for sure.'
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