[Intro (includes a sample of the infamous Bill Grundy interview with the Sex Pistols)]
[Verse 1]
Disillusioned, violated
The entire Papal Court has gone decadent
“Let’s get drunk and after that we’ll get laid.
And if you tell anyone, you’ll be damned to Hell!”
All I wanted was to be an alter boy
Now I’m a disgrace to everyone I know
I feel so dirty! I feel so used!
How in the hell will I ever live this down?
[Chorus]
My priest was a dirty old man
My priest is a dirty old man
[Verse 2]
Ah, crap! Now I’ve got AIDS!
And you thought Father Caraccioli was bad?
Well, Father Bill don’t even deserve to wear a collar
He tried to rape my girlfriend, but she castrated him instead
Is it just me or is there corruption in the Church?
My priest is being protected by the Pope!
But never fear, my fellow pirates
Sooner or later, he’s gonna get it
[Repeat Chorus]
[Guitar Solo]
[Repeat Chorus]
[Verse 3]
The time has come for him to pay
The time has come for him to answer for his sins
His rap sheet stretched all across this putrid land
And now it will burn along with his bloodied corpse
Now he’ll find out what it’s like to get raped
Right up the ass for all eternity
One for each boy and girl
Father Bill will die and we’ll just shrug
[Repeat Chorus]