Since I'm starting to post so much, I'm going to put it in here. Let me know what you think.
Liam Gallagher
Liam Gallagher sat on a toadstool
On his mouth there was drool
His brother Noel was swimming in the pool
They both think they're really fucking cool
Liam Gallagher wrote a song
It's about him using his bong
The main instrument he plans to use is a gong
Noel's visiting his girlfriend in Hong Kong
What the fuck Liam, what the fuck
I am a Hat
I am a hat that falls down the stairs.
When I was young I got married
Married to life itself, and the stars abounded
and everything was beautiful, and love filled the earth.
One day the world became sallow, and the people saw no more
The rocks became bare, the moss dry and brown
From beyond the mountains a saddened knight did arrive
Carrying a bouquet of wilted flowers.
Across the land, all the priests wept
Far away, the crows flew afar,
looking for their lost king
The demons lay in the shadows, waiting for the sun to set
and that afternoon she left me, suitcase in her hand
I walked across the plains of abraham, humming softly to the wind
Bees passed solemnly, too worried to look for honey
Clouds gathered overhead, and the bridge I did find to be closed
Despair enveloping, I screamed against the blaze,
my broken body collapsing against the wall.
I am a hat that falls down the stairs.
I Don't Have Anyone Else
I don't have anyone else
I don't think that's special
I don't want to whine,
I don't splutter,
I don't see a cloud in the sky
For all the times I see the people smile
I just walk on and grimace
Oh the tears! I cry
For it's all not real
If the goblet were half empty
I'd drink it up;
If the sun were not shining
I'd light it up anew;
If the grass did not grow
I'd whistle a merry song and forget it ever did
For I am not like you, you see
I am different
Like a bird in the sky
Or a bee in a bed of flowers
I am different, you see,
I don't have anyone else